With My Wiffle Bat I Declare Open Season letra

Looking in the mirror,
Blinding myself with orange,
I hold the ultimate weapon.

Standing on the porch,
With my wiffle bat,
I declare open season.

From across the street comes an ancient warning.
"Stay off my lawn",
Declares an old man.
With my wiffle bat,
I declare open season.
"Stay off my lawn",
Declares an old man.

Striking in the middle of the day,
I move across the street with deadly efficiency.
Entering enemy yards,
My partner and I devastate all before us.
Bird houses blown to smithereens,
Tipped over, bird baths leak their life.
Gnomes are decapitated left and right,
Deer are bashed beyond recognition.
Flipping over walking stones reveal those lurking beneath.
Millipedes, ants, grubs, pinchers run to avoid certain death.
Unprecedented carnage will soon be reported on the news,
I think proudly to myself.

In my hands, Wiffler suddenly explodes into a million shards.
Echoing sound of death rings.
I turn to face my partner's murderer,
There stands the old man with a double-barreled equalizer.
"I warned you," he bellows.
I rush forward for vengeance, instead being riddled with buckshot.
Falling to the ground, my face rests in the remains of my victims.
Hunting season ended early this year,
My orange corpse can be seen in space.

Ski Mask Sacrifice - Letras

• A Sure Sign Of The Devil
• Albino Mongoose
• All Access
• And
• Brain Tube
• Bullets Are Cheaper Than Desks
• Don't Molest My Zebra
• Draining The Wizard
• Electrical Tape Face
• Flatbed Vampire
• Hired Goons
• I Am Communist Jesus
• Ice Cream Wars
• Irregular Ending
• Loved Your Flesh
• Middle-Eastern White Supremacist Mother Horser
• My Epic, Your Trash Can
• My Genitals Are In Your Mailbox. Package Delivered
• Neptune Frost
• Ripping Open A Rib Cage Only To Faint At The Sight Of Blood
• SARS Gave Me ADD
• Slogan For a Safer Tomorrow
• Someone Left The Drum Machine On
• Ubracio Fradicio
• Walkie-Talkie
• With My Wiffle Bat I Declare Open Season
• Yeti Love Spinach Long Time
• You're On The List